by lefthander12 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:50 pm
We need to make sure we have a class for nothing but 1988 Ford Escorts with automatic transmissions with no working second or 9th gears. Motors will remain stock, but may be blue-printed and balanced, blowers will be allowed. Porting ok. Roller rockers ok. All motors must have between 159,984 and 159,996 miles on them at the END of each Feature. These cars should be raced Wednesdays before noon on a green track only. 834 lap features.
Cages must be constructed OUTSIDE of the stock Ford body, and must not connect directly to the frame in any location. Cage to be costructed from water pipe only removed from homes destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. Fuel cells are allowed, but 55 gallon drum formerly containing high-fructose corn syrup is highly recommeded.
Two-way radios allowed. Only 1 spotter permitted; must always have one hot dog in left hand and drink Colt 45 from a brown paper bag (it's a family sport) in the right hand. Minimum of four (4) Colt 45 40 oz. bottles and four (4) hot dogs with Food Club spicy brown mustard must be consumed by each spotter before the end of each feature.
Duct tape numbers only. Cars will be painted in safety-orange or lime-green only. Cars not painted in green or orange will weigh an additional 74.3 pounds. Right rear wheel working brakes only.
This class is the hottest motorsports trend in New Brunswick, the hub of circle track racing in North America. I would hate to see Evans Mills miss the boat on this deal. Any other suggestions for our new class??
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